how it works

Paste a URL. Slop calculator visits your site, reads the copy and looks at the design across several pages, then scores how much of it reads like unedited AI output: 0% is handcrafted, 100% is pure slop. A new check takes about 2 minutes.

what it checks

• copy: stock phrases like "seamless", "unlock" and "elevate"
• value proposition: can a visitor tell what you do in one sentence
• taste and branding: does it look like you, or like a template
• color, typography, spacing: default gradients, fonts and grids
• text density: filler sections that answer no question

what you get

• a score from 0 to 100% and a one-line verdict
• a short summary naming the biggest problems
• the full report for $4.99: every finding, page by page, plus a claude skill that applies the fixes
• the option of a human review: someone from our team uses every page and sends the full report, a screen recording and a claude skill ($29 within 3 hours, $99 within 1 hour)

More detail on what we look for: what is ai slop, ai slop words, making an ai-built site look like yours.